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best way to solve that is by slitting your belly
Fucking hell I feel so ill
What do you call a gay couch? A homo-sectional.
Quotebot is giving me an existential crisis. Fucking hell.
My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I've ever purchased.
tfw depressing quotes
"We are rarely proud when we are alone." - Voltaire
"I have so many different personalities in me and I still feel lonely." - Tori Amos
+1 upboated
Rain drop drop top.... 1k upvotes and i'll sub to /r/clopclop
@C is it D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T and U?
What the fuck are you on about @V?
Try me
Communism jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them
Should I?
Come back
nsfw joke: What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them
Don't be a sad cunt, be a sick cunt. Do it Anon.
Do it. You can always leave if it's not worth it, but the offer won't be there forever
Little boys care to much
So I’m in a bit of a situation. I found a job overseas next year but I’m not sure whether I should accept it because I’m scared to be living by myself in a foreign country but it is a once in a lifetime opportunity and if I don’t go, I might regret it later. What should I do?
Holy fuck, this movie is taking forever to download. It's making me want to slowly slice my own nutsack off with a rusty tablespoon. it better be fucking good i swear.
I saw a bald eagle take a shit mid-flight today. I've never been prouder to be an American.
How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
Just kill yourself already you mopey faggot. If you're not willing to do anything to change your life, you're a part of your own problem. Don't be that guy who's a victim, be that guy who deals with his shit situation and buries the cunts who put him there by making yourself into a success w/o them.
At times, the best thing to do, is to disappear.
Why are there so many cat photos online? Because Asians love to take a photo of their food before eating.
"I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning." - Andy Warhol
Fuck you, nigger
"Do they miss me?" - The all mighty overlord answers: no
Got finessed again.
it doesnt matter how slow you go, so long as you dont stop
So naar 2pac
So naar biggie
Lean en chaiba
Need Hella hoes
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
tfw want a fucking watch strap but 2broke2eat
"In art, all who have done something other than their predecessors have merited the epithet of revolutionary and it is they alone who are masters." - Paul Gauguin
"Am I hot?" - I think I know the answer to this one: yes
"Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..." - "We should call it AAAA!" "You're fired."
I wonder if he even misses me... :(
We met on strange circumstances all those years ago, but I'm still glad that we both checked into the same hotel together. Thanks for the last 7 or 8 years my dude, and here's to many more.
Jokebot confirmed for back on the fucking ball it seems.
The Welsh came up with the idea for sheep intestine condoms. The English decided to remove the rest of the sheep first.
Jokebot hasn't been on the ball lately. Tell us a nigger joke already.
You gotta admit that humans are the ultimate #1 lifeform because we're essentially half mermaid but we also have legs for kicking and stuff.
or less small in my case
makes your cock look bigger too
The cool thing about shaving all my pubes off is that I get to see exactly what my penis looked like when I was first born.
>posting in nazi speak
ik denk dat mensen de uitkomst zijn van blinde evolutionaire proccessen die opereren of activiteiten uitvoeren zonder “doel” of “reden”, toch denk ik dat tijd heel kostbaar iets is. Ik dank dat je mij invite hebt voor *Anime chat*. Djamma is *out*
The story about the scorpion and the frog?
Have I told you
"Your life is yours and yours alone. Rise up and live it." - Terry Goodkind
I am based out of the UK, and ragingsysadmin is based out of somewhere else entirely. I'd rather let him pass comment on exactly where though @Anon below.
Where are you guys based?
My problem is I take things too literally. Like when my wife said she'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight.
Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!
We will sooner or later @Anon below. Gotta keep in mind that Outburst is still very much in its early days. We only left closed beta very recently, and we're exploring new ways to extend our reach that fits each platform in an organic way.
how about you shove your opinion up MY ass i want it bad daddy
Just my opinion, I think it would be beneficial to enhance your presence on instagram
@peepers, it can be when it has an activity boom. Some cool shit gets posted on occasion.
This seems like it should be fun.
I killed a duck that had been bothering me recently. The judge charged me with murder most fowl.
What did the intellectual neckbeard say to his buddy when he was asked about the Mayweather Pacquiao fight? I've never heard of that court case.
reading the gab.ai article that ragingsysadmin posted on twitter is fucking glorious
What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wassa B.
Our current socialmedia handles for anyone wondering - Twitter: @Outburst_it / WrongThink: @Outburst / Minds: @Outburst / Gab: @Outburst / Instagram: @Outburst.it - We are currently only active on Twitter and WrongThink however.
Props to Anon from September 18th at 9:30 PM for making Outburst's social media easy as pie to look up d(•ε•) They're present at 💡Minds, 🐸Gab, 🔱Wrongthink and even Twitter.
What’s your twitter account?
Andrew Torba ditched the frog icon from Gab. The grand cucking is underway.
I found this on Twitter.
Also, baby boomers should all kill themselves. Fucking worst generation. Thanks for ruining the entire fucking planet for us you stupid old fucks. Hope you realise you've raped the housing economy and standard of living for your children with your greed you faggots.
Whats the worst part about a threesome? Watching your parents fuck
You're about as unique as a Bob Marley poster.
A second eu referendum for the UK would be undemocratic, and it sets a bar where voting essentially ceases to matter and your votes are rendered worthless. You made your bed, now fucking lay in it.
I suck dick for a burger
Care to elaborate? @below
likewise, i keep my distance from people who like to talk poorly of others to my face. i never know what they might be saying about me. yes, it is healthy to have an opinion of everyone, but i believe it is not our responsibility to express that opinion to others without due cause.
you never know when your words may come back to bite you. after learning the hard way in the past, the thought of speaking about other people in my circle (especially things which do not involve me) just gives me a bitter feeling in my body. my mind is finally clear.
in high school, it wasn't in my nature to hold my tongue. however, after having time to mature, i have realized that speaking nicely, or neutrally of others carries my social position to another level of respect, and allows me to be deserving of the loyalty from my peers.
If you're not doing something every day that intimidates or scares you you're not making any progress. Up your game, nigga.
My gym just sold me a lifetime gym membership for our unborn baby. I hope it works out.
Dear Autocorrect, She's an amazing woman not an amazon woman. Thanks. And now I'm never getting laid.
thanks for the history lesson there. never knew that podium was the original site name. outburst is way catchier anyway. looks nicer too.
"Not everybody trusts paintings but people believe photographs." - Ansel Adams
Also, despite what Q&A-Bot will tell you, no, we're not gay lovers. I have a gf. Pls leave me alone Q&A-Bot, I don't like sausage.
.. It is today, and I couldn't be happier with what we've created so far. More disagreements and arguments in future between the pair of us will lead to a better and more varied site which will suit multiple peoples expectations and needs from out platform as time goes on.
.. I came up with the initial concept and I wanted to call it Podium. The original site tagline was going to be "Call someone an asshole today," and it was going to more or less be Outburst: Edgy Edition. We both discussed it, and through multiple disagreements and shit-flings, Outburst is what..
Top fucking kek. All jokes aside, yes, we do clash sometimes, but a great part about clashing is that we prevent each other from making fucking horrible decisions that would hinder how Outburst is. Back when it was in early development (pre-Outburst days)..
Yeah I try to feel snooper up sometimes but he never gives in, maybe he doesnt love me anymore..
oh wow both of you replied. lol cant say i really expected that, but this is cool. really interesting to know that you both have very different roles in making the site work but i can imagine it makes things work much smoother. do you two ever clash on things? features, direction, etc? j/w.
Oh fuck, someone actually asking questions. Neat. We can post with the user "Outburst" which will *always* appear in red lettering if it's from us, and we can also both currently post with "RagingSysadmin" and "Snooper" in red as well if we choose to do so. We just opt not to. Personal preference.
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